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Joke of the Day

"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."

"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"

"Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice"

"When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by ""younger"" I mean yesterday."

"Why are grapes so fun to go clubbing with? Because they're always raisin the roof."

"A 2-hour movie called ""Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"""

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"Why do they call Hannibal Lecter ""The Mail Man""? He always delivers."

"I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post... It's really tasteless."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"