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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."
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"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."
"Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4."
"No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt."
"Do you know why you should never boil vegetables? Because the wheelchair might rust"
"Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball"
"What do you call a car full of nuns? Virgin Mobile"
"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."
"Naughty Boy Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly one of the boys stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"
"Finding out how big of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan I truly am was understandably pretty tough for my daughters, Raphael & Leonardo."