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Joke of the Day

"What happened on Reddit yesterday? A pao-erful change"

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."

"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."

"If you don't open your mouth when you yawn, you're a monster. I'm serious. Let that demon go. You're freaking everybody out."

"Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off."

"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"

"My VW Beetle can't deliver when I want a ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"" honk. It's all, ""Hi! Let's get a latte after you move just a smidge!"""

"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """

"i know we have cell phones and the internet, but i kinda expected the world to look like Tron by now."