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Joke of the Day

"(Tell this to your professional friends or relatives) Your must be a fish... because you've got lots of SCALES!! YEEEEEEYAAAAAA Edit: (skills/scales?) get it?"

"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""

"I heard the best geography joke today... I would tell you but you had to be there."

"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."

"Now..a cheaper way to express your love...-E-cards !"

"The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks."

"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""

"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"

"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They're always taking things...literally."

"My friend recently got crushed by books. He's got his shelf to blame."