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Joke of the Day
"The Fountain of Youth has been discovered but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it."
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"Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen."
"Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry! ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing"
"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."
"BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back MOM STEAK: no honeyget some sleep [rocky walks into the freezer] ROCKY: time to punch some meats"
"I wish my grass was emo..... So it would cut itself"
"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"
"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I said ""Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."""
"Hey Doorknob, if I wanted something in my life that was hairy, condescending and using me for food, I would get a cat."
"Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord. Gsus"