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Joke of the Day

"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."

"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."

"What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies."

"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"

"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."

"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""

"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"

"No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze."

"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."

"How's your baby? Your baby penis!"