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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."
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"Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big...NSFW Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big dick? *when the person says: 'no what'* I do"
"How did I get out of Iran? Iraq. Edit: Guys I think I fucked up."
"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""
"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."
"Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at."
"Oscar Pistorius has the worst alibi ever. Who the hell would break into your house to rob your bathroom?"
"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"
"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."
"Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing? Rigor tortoise."