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Joke of the Day

"What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies."

"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."

"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"What do you call a pompous piece of bread? A braguette."

"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"

"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."

"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"

"What time was it when Jared got fired? When the big hand touched the little hand"

"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("

"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."