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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was an app where I could point my phone at someone and find out exactly how much money they make."

"Why did the woman marry the shoe maker? Because she was his sole mate."

"What do Apple and Titanic have in common? They both killed Jack."

"I was going to buy a book on phobias But I was afraid it wasn't going to work"

"Pickup Line! on a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need."

"Net flips and krill? - killer whale text"

"I Enjoyed Your Joke, soue13, I've Also Come Up With One. At Age 25.. Did you guys hear about the dried grape at the party last night? He was really RAISIN the roof!"

"I'm just me looking for fun"

"Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu? Jimmy: Excuse me miss? Teacher: A shih tzu Jimmy, a shih tzu? Jimmy: A zoo with no animals miss."

"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."