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Joke of the Day

"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"

"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"

"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"

"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."

"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."

"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."

"What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time? The Age Of Ultron."

"Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway."

"Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club? The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands. Who's the most popular woman? The one who can get the last one without using hers."