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Joke of the Day

"No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze."

"Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of. Is it a virus or a free U2 album?"

"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""

"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!"

"What do you call Whoopi Goldberg after sex? A Whoopi pie."

"To tell the difference between an African and an Indian elephant, you look at its ears, then lift one up and shout ""WHERE ARE YOU FROM M8?"""

"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... oh there it is."

"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."

"I always disliked my hair but its growing on me."