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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."
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"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."
"use this coupon for the pizza its expired whats the worst that could happen [calls wife 10min later] hello Im in something called pizza jail"
"A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar Chuck Norris mother fuckers.....whoooooooooooooo"
"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."
"Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes: Please stop. Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women. Love, M"
"[plumber] well here's your problem.. *keeps pulling tied handkerchiefs from toilet* [magician] it was like that when I bought the house"
"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"
"What does a priest and McDonalds have in common? They both like to stick meat in their 10 year old buns."
"I love going over to my girlfriends place, her parents give me money when I leave! You know being a babysiter and all."