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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."
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"my friend told me on first dates i should just ""be myself"" and ""be confident"" and i was like ""ok but which one?"""
"A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamps"
"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"
"Why are pot heads always so condescending? They always think they're higher then others"
"*shakes brain like an Etch-A-Sketch*"
"My dog kept barking at me I'm not sure why hes in love with roofs."
"I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play. But I thought I was the bees' knees..."
"I prefer masturbating with coconut oil as opposed to lotion It just cums naturally."
"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."