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Joke of the Day
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
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"Do you know this new perfume called 'A Christmas Miracle? Well, on christmas eve, put a finger in your ass,   If it smells good it's a christmas miracle "
"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"
"There was a Spanish magician who said he could disappear. He said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said ""Unos... Dos..."" **POOF** And then he disappeared without a tres."
"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""
"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."
"Ah Twitter, never have so many said so much that mattered so little to so few."
"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""
"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."
"""It's so funny running into you like this."" -Guy who just crashed his car into yours in a hilarious way"