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Joke of the Day
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
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"LPT. Before making any promises to a girl, masturbate twice. It may change your opinion."
"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."
"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"
"It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs."
"sorry i'm still an undecided voter, but it's hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much"
"I've got a joke about Jonesville but the punchline is too long."
"How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?"
"What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention? Tartar sauce."
"""14 years, 20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope."" ""You mean Collider?"" ""Oh shit!"""