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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"
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"Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses."
"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."
"The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist."
"If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title."
"Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!"
"I was going to post a chemistry joke But then I thought ""Na, they won't like it"""
"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."
"Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?"
"Being attracted to my own flaccid penis really sucks. But it does have its ups and downs."