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Joke of the Day

"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."

"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."

"How do you turn a computer into a zombie? Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself."

"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."

"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."

"My first dad joke So, early this morning my wife got up and questioned me after I got up early with our son and fed him. Her: Did you get our son sick? Me: Nope, I got him cereal."

"What kind of pennies come from Japan? Jap-pennies"

"Vermont's 4 seasons Vermont has 5 seasons: Almost winter Winter Still winter Mud season Road construction"

"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

"[Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]"