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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the defeatists poker business? It folded."
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"[Hires Skywriter] I DON'T OVERREACT"
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"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends."
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"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""
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"A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender ""are you into incest?"" the bartender pours him his drink and says ""relatively."""