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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender ""are you into incest?"" the bartender pours him his drink and says ""relatively."""

"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"

"What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape."

"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."

"Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable"

"I kept wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me."

"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."

"When grocery shopping, I only buy foods that can also be used as a weapon. Cantaloupe is a good example of this."

"if you have a favorite tetris block that isn't the 4x1 long piece, you're a fucking contrarian idiot asshole and i hate you"

"If someone says ""Someone in this room has a bomb,"" I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7"