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"[Hires Skywriter] I DON'T OVERREACT"
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"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"
"You know what a fat woman and a brick have in common? Both are laid by Mexicans."
"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"
"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"
"""i never metadata i didn't like"" -NSA"
"A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color. He says to the manager, ""this is off pudding."""
"Bar joke - What's the difference between the dog and the fox? About four beers"