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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."

"If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego"

"What's the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it."

"What's ET's first name? Spag."

"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"

"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."

"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""

"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."

"*jk rowling wakes up* what's today's tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid... is... pansexual and... he later joined isis"

"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."