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Joke of the Day

"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn.. ... I can hear it in the kitchen Husband:I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis"

"Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration? He wouldn't whacks off"

"Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"

"My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles..."

"My Doctor told me I had the Big C. I asked him to be more pacific."

"Confucius say virginity like giant bubble One prick, all gone"

"So a guy gets his arm and leg cut off..... Its okay he's all right."

"Misunderstood gift! My lesbian neighbours gave me a rolex for my birthday. Really sweet of them, but i think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""""