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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about being a woman is having two stress balls attached to your chest."
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"I haven't had anything to eat all year. It's 12:01 January 1st where I am"
"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"
"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"
"When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever."
"""Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."" - Me to my children."
"The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday... I think they misheard me when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? An absolute ruler"
"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"