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Joke of the Day

"There are a lot of dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember someone invented a wrench and named it Allen"

"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"

"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."

"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"

"What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles."

"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."

"If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken."

"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"