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Joke of the Day

"There are a lot of dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."

"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"

"what do you do with someone that is having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."

"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("