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Joke of the Day

"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."

"I eat a lot of grapes. I'm basically a wino with no patience."

"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"

"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""

"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"

"At least the English rugby team doesn't have a flight home of shame..."

"The story of a heroic husband .... Wife to her husband - How do I look? I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed?"

"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."

"Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me agin tomorrow on still fat Wednesday"

"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"