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Joke of the Day
"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."
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"Death is a part of life... Specifically the last part."
"""You're beautiful. No, you're beautiful! No, No, you're Beautiful. No No No. You're beautiful."" -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures"
"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
"What do you call lying furniture? Untrustable"
"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"
"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."
"The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'"
"Look all I'm saying is Harry Potter could have defeated Voldemort much faster with the use of drones"