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Joke of the Day

"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"

"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"

"You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else."

"Trump would be an amazing dentist He is against anything that's not white and straight."

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"just got mad that firefox was telling me that satan was spelled wrong but turns out it just wanted me to capitalize it and show some RESPECT"

"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."

"What type of bee makes milk instead of honey? Boobees!!!"

"I just heard that someone at my gym drilled a hole in the wall of the girls locker room. Police are looking into it."