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Joke of the Day

"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."

"Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians... Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs? Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting."

"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes' with a big smile. The look on her face quickly changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"Patriots 2015 Super Bowl Champion *"

"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"

"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"

"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"

"A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong"

"Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart."