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Joke of the Day

"Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me agin tomorrow on still fat Wednesday"

"Did you here about the guy who had a wifi hotspot put in his foot? He wanted ""web""bed toes."

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"If Obama wins I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel."

"Don't stay inside and get depressed about the news. Go outside and get skin cancer!"

"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."

"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."

"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"

"What do you call someone who spends all day masturbating in the restroom? Pissing away your future."

"Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache"