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Joke of the Day

"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"

"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"

"Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner? He thought it was his civic doodie!"

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"

"Daddy! I am hungry! I want to eat! You should be ashamed, son. When I was your age, I wanted to be an astronaut."

"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"

"No, I'm not an addict I just really really need it."