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Joke of the Day
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay."
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"I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars."
"ho ho ho pimp."
"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"
"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."
"I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God."
"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"Welcome to the BBC... Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."