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Joke of the Day
"At least the English rugby team doesn't have a flight home of shame..."
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"A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear.. ..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right."
"When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves."
"I hate it when you buy a packet of M&Ms And it's full of W's."
"A vulture is boarding a plane with a dead raccoon under each wing, when the gate attendant stops him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir..."" ""...but you're only allowed *one* carrion."""
"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."
"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
"No one ever gets my jokes about UDP."
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