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Joke of the Day
"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman"
"I don't normally pisses off anyone on reddit. But when i do [deleted]"
"[giving grandmother's eulogy] But on the plus side, that's the fastest she ever got down the stairs."
"Why was the peanut so salty? Because it got R O A S T E D"
"Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."
"To prepare her for real life I make my daughter pretend to tweet on a toy phone when she's taking a crap."
"The DNC Yup"
"how do you make 7 even? remove the ""s"""