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Joke of the Day
"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"
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"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."
"No, PSA, buzzed driving isn't drunk driving. Buzzed driving gets me home 51 weekends a year, drunk driving gets me home w/a fat chick."
"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain"
"My girlfriend wanted me to tease her so I was like ""alright fatty"""
"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."
"A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place."
"I finished a burrito 5 minutes ago and I wish there was more. I now understand every Taylor Swift song."
"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"
"Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer? Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)"