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Joke of the Day

"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."

"Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles."

"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."

"I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Okay Canada. You've made your point. Will you take winter back now? Please?"

"Life is a highway and I don't have a car"

"Somehow, I must have switched shopping carts while I was at the store. I don't remember buying any of this stuff. Or having an Asian baby."

"I didn't see my face anywhere as a kid... ...then I realised it was right under my nose the whole time!"

"How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short."

"I had sex with somebody and caught their cold. I have snyphilis."