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Joke of the Day

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."

"*chasing after a rooster* give me your cool hat"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it's tit a lot"

"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face..."

"This tub of margarine doesn't believe it's me."

"Internet Explorer is so slow If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age"

"Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone"

"Wife: He's your son! Me: So you say! But I don't... *Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song* Me: ...ok fine he's my son."

"*comes back with wife's purse* w: I said don't run or people will think you stole it! How many times did you get tackled? m:[bleeding] Twice"