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Joke of the Day

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."

"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."

"Asked an artist friend if he does nude portraits He charges by the pound"

"With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit."

"What's the difference between a soy bean and a chick pea? I've never had a soy bean all over my face."

"The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day."

"I've read Plumbing for idiots' twice and I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing. I guess it's going to take another few reads before this sinks in."

"What do you call an Eastern European cashier? A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)"

"I love jokes about South Africans... who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves."

"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"