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Joke of the Day
"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"
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"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"
"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."
"My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him dav."
"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"
"Two men were having a drink together. One said ""I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife."" ""Why's that?"" asked the other. ""Because she's always trying to bite my head off"" he replied."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married."
"When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me having sex with her dog. I guess I really screwed the pooch on that one."
"What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mother."