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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend wanted me to tease her so I was like ""alright fatty"""
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"How do you find a blonde girl in long grass.. Quite nice actually."
"What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you."
"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"
"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"
"Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Years?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?"
"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"How deep is a swimming pool? It deep-ends."