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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand? Cuatro Cinco!"

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."

"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."

"Did you hear about the statistician that drowned? Apparently he tried crossing a river with an average depth of 4 feet."

"How do you make 50 old ladies go ""fuck! Shout ""bingo!"""

"The Chinese coined the phrase ''It's not you, it's me'' while looking at family pictures."

"The human body is basically flavored water"

"Why are women so bad at parking? Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives."

"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"

"My parents think im a failure... I cant wait to show them the A i got on my hepatitis test"