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Joke of the Day
"How do you make 50 old ladies go ""fuck! Shout ""bingo!"""
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"I poured my root beer... ... into a square cup, now I'm left with only beer."
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"What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk? C: PU!"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*"
"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"
"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"
"I'll be over there in a second Just give me a minute"
"Sex is a lot like eating It starts with the mouth and ends in the arse"