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Joke of the Day
"Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !"
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"So I called an Indian restaurant They didn't take my reservation."
"Short joke about the computer-era generation A mother asks her son: ""What do you write at the end of a sentence"" ""Mmmmh.... a .com?"""
"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"
"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."
"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."
"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."