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Joke of the Day

"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."

"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."

"I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh... Divorced the wife."

"Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? One is real and the other isn't."

"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."

"My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian She always comes second."

"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."

"What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money"