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Joke of the Day
"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."
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"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."
"Mothers are always one question from ruining your day."
"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"
"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."
"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"
"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"
"My boss told me to dress for the job I want; not the job I have. I'm now in a disciplinary meeting for wearing my Batman costume to work."
"Afraid your kid might be a commie? Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag."
"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."