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Joke of the Day
"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"
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"What does a former terrorist playboy say to the officer interrogating him? ""Look, officer, I may be wearing a turban, and I may have a gun on me, but I ain't Bin Laiden years!"""
"Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into horror movies Me: My dad's a serial killer"
"Executioner : Due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair."
"When Dennis Thatcher had sex with Margaret Thatcher he called it pumping iron."
"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."
"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."
"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""
"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."
"Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now"