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Joke of the Day
"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"
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"Sexist Joke alert why do they say Lady's first? because its the best for last"
"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."
"Some people knocked on my door & asked for a small donation. for building a local swimming pool. I gave them a glass of water."
"How did Aladdin die? Carpet bombing."
"I was watching a movie with my son the other day. He got scared and asked me, ""Daddy, is that woman really gonna die?"" I said, ""Judging by the size of that horse's cock, yes."""
"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."
"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her... According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend."
"What's a pirates favourite video game genre? Arr-PG's"