201921
Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"
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"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"
"Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store."
"i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast. i just like the way it tastes, dude"
"""Hurt me!"" she cried, jumping onto the bed and stripping her clothes off seductively... ""Alright,"" I said. ""You're a terrible cook and I fancy your sister."""
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*"
"How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat"
"What's the difference between a small bird? One of it's legs is a little smaller."
"Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams."
"I think my wife is overdoing her lent observance. She won't even toss my salad."