201921
Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"
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"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"
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"Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?"
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"Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs? He was army"
"I just thought of the most badass hobbit name: Oak Smashfoot. Oh god, I'm so tired."
"What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew? Dew diligance"