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Joke of the Day
"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"
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"Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said ""He's alive in all of us today"""
"The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like."
"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"
"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."
"A truck carrying semen samples got into an accident... and lost it's load"
"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"
"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"
"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"
"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"