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Joke of the Day

"One time I intentionally asked a thin woman ""when she was due"" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports."

"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"

"Neat how we spend so much time and money on the war against pot but there are people driving around with eyelashes and antlers on their cars"

"If you drop a peanut in a shag rug forget it, let it go."

"What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel."

"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"What do a redneck and hippie have in common? They both hate the government."

"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"

"Now why don't sumo wresters shave their heads? To avoid being mistaken for nazis."

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."