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Joke of the Day
"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"
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"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."
"The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow"
"What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer? In the way!"
"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"
"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"
"Heard about the magic tractor? It went down a road and turned into a field."
"[RACIST] The Parrot A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."
"Dammit I hate when the bus breaks down and I am far and away the most delicious looking passenger."