98629
Joke of the Day
"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"
Next Joke
"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."
"Screw you, targeted Facebook ad for adult diapers! *thinks about not having to pause TV or games* *orders some*"
"People often say to me... ""What are you doing in my garden?"""
"How do you keep a Redditor in suspense?"
"Working at the aluminum recycling plant is the saddest job I've ever had... ... It's just soda pressing."
"89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers."
"Did you hear about the statistician that drowned? Apparently he tried crossing a river with an average depth of 4 feet."
"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."