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Joke of the Day
"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."
Next Joke
"What is the definition of masurbation? Coming unscrewed"
"This ad says: ""3 out of 5 smokers die"" Apparently the other 2 become immortal."
"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."
"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."
"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"
"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."
"A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics... She was just informed that over 90% of car accidents happen within 10 miles of the persons house. So she moved."
"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."