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Joke of the Day

"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."

"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"

"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."

"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"

"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."

"What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar? ...""May the Ides be ever in your favor."""

"What do you call a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."

"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"

"A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place."