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Joke of the Day

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"Some relationships can survive only online."

"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""

"What's got two legs and bleeds? half a dog [Derek, s01e05]"

"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."

"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"

"Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it."

"A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table... ""Mom?"" ""Yes, honey?"" ""I can be whatever I want to be right?"" ""Yes, dear."" ""Then can I be a carnivore?"" ""...Eat your vegetables."""

"I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon."