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Joke of the Day
"Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
Next Joke
"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."
"Always the camel, never the toe."
"what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook."
"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"
"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."
"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""
"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"
"A reporter asks Chess genius, Gary Kasparov:""What do you prefer -- chess or sex? Gary replied, ""... depends on the position."""
"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say ""worthwild"""