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Joke of the Day

"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."

"My scale is broken. It only seems to go up."

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."

"Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger licking good."

"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."

"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."

"Some of your behaviour is completely embarrassing but highly entertaining. Carry on."

"What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless whore's man"

"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."