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Joke of the Day

"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"

"Germany vows revenge after Brazil's goal yesterday This must not go unpunished"

"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""

"If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser"

"You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares."

"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!"

"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."

"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"

"I'm the only child in my family. My mom said she learns from her mistakes."

"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."